Sean Bean To Return to Game of Thrones in Surprise Role

Breaking news: Sean Bean is slated to return to HBO's hit dwarf porn drama Game of Thrones. The death of Bean's character Ned "Rhymes With Where is my Head" Stark led to a mass exodus of outraged viewers who have never seen a Sean Bean movie ever. In an effort to regain viewers, producers have decided to bring back Bean in a key role. He will now be playing the recast role of Cersei Lannister.

Game of Thrones Season 2 Teaser

The first proper Game of Thrones S2 teaser aired last night on HBO after the Boardwalk Empire finale. It's not much, just shots of the characters looking dramatically at the camera and a voice-over of King Robert's lobster brother Stannis talking about taking the Iron Throne. Not to give away the main conflict of the season but the second book is called Clash of Kings for a reason.

Game of Thrones DVD and BluRay Set

For some reason, HBO does not see a good reason to release the first season of their critically and commercially successful series Game of Thrones before Christmas so fans will not receiving their favourite grimdark fantasy in their stockings. Instead, they have released pictures of the S1 boxset in order to drive fanboys and fangirls into a frenzied anticipation not seen since Julio Iglesias announced his world tour of nursing homes.