The 10 Worst Fighting Fantasy Covers of All Time

Back when I was a fantasy loving nerdling with suspect taste in books, I was big into gamebooks. This was in Ye Olde 90s before Al Gore invented the internet and the only computer game I had ever played was Alley Cat (Like Canada, my family were late adopters and only experienced the 80s in the 90s). So my main experience with interactive games were through gamebooks - Choose Your Own Adventure books on steroids.

Are They Serious With This Shit: Crappy Movie Edition

Seen while checking out an Oh No They Didn't movie poster megapost (scroll down slowly for maximum effect):

Lana Del Rey on Saturday Night Live: A Study in Hype Blowback

Lana Del Rey, the officially anointed Next Big Thing who hasn't even released an album yet, appeared on Saturday Night Live. It was entertaining, at least if you enjoy the audition rounds of televised reality talent shows. In other words, she showed us that it was possible to suck and blow at the same time.

Sean Bean To Return to Game of Thrones in Surprise Role

Breaking news: Sean Bean is slated to return to HBO's hit dwarf porn drama Game of Thrones. The death of Bean's character Ned "Rhymes With Where is my Head" Stark led to a mass exodus of outraged viewers who have never seen a Sean Bean movie ever. In an effort to regain viewers, producers have decided to bring back Bean in a key role. He will now be playing the recast role of Cersei Lannister.

Merry Christmas From the Derpy Reindeer

Screw cheesy carols and overcrowded malls, this is the first thing that's actually gotten me into the Christmas Spirit. It really captures the frantic mood of the season.

The rest of these derpy reindeer can be found here

Louis Vuitton Condoms

Are you disgustingly rich and want to flaunt it at every opportunity? Do you like ostentatious displays of wealth but feel that using flaming banknotes to light your Cuban cigars is too gauche? Have you found yourself in a Brewster's Millions situation where you need to spend $30 million in a month without having any assets to show for it? Then Louis Vuitton condoms are for you.



Georgian architect Irakli Kiziria "designed" (ie slapped on the familiar LV logo) the condom, which is intended to benefit AIDS research. The condoms will cost $68 each. Louis Vuitton fans are reportedly eagerly looking forward to the chance to brand their dicks.

While most people who buy these rubber odes to gross consumerism will throw them away after using them, Howard Hughes types can look forward to adding the stylish used condoms to their collection of human waste products in jars. Stalkers of billionaires are also set to benefit, because now when they attempt to impregnate themselves with condoms found in the trash, they can do so with style.

Not to be outdone, Gucci have announced they will be releasing their own branded toilet paper, while Prada are planning on a line of home enema kits. Meanwhile, flea market counterfeiters will be adding the condom range to their inventories of poorly-made Louis Vuitton knockoffs.