Louis Vuitton Condoms

Are you disgustingly rich and want to flaunt it at every opportunity? Do you like ostentatious displays of wealth but feel that using flaming banknotes to light your Cuban cigars is too gauche? Have you found yourself in a Brewster's Millions situation where you need to spend $30 million in a month without having any assets to show for it? Then Louis Vuitton condoms are for you.



Georgian architect Irakli Kiziria "designed" (ie slapped on the familiar LV logo) the condom, which is intended to benefit AIDS research. The condoms will cost $68 each. Louis Vuitton fans are reportedly eagerly looking forward to the chance to brand their dicks.

While most people who buy these rubber odes to gross consumerism will throw them away after using them, Howard Hughes types can look forward to adding the stylish used condoms to their collection of human waste products in jars. Stalkers of billionaires are also set to benefit, because now when they attempt to impregnate themselves with condoms found in the trash, they can do so with style.

Not to be outdone, Gucci have announced they will be releasing their own branded toilet paper, while Prada are planning on a line of home enema kits. Meanwhile, flea market counterfeiters will be adding the condom range to their inventories of poorly-made Louis Vuitton knockoffs.